Saturday, March 6, 2010

Mirror, Mirror

 Got this in an email from a friend. It made me smile
Shrek, Johnny Depp and Jennifer Lopez were all having
lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest
man in the World, but how can I be sure?
Johnny Depp said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest
man alive but I've never had it confirmed..'
Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest
of them all, but Sometimes I  wonder.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if
their beliefs were true was to approach
the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for
them whether Shrek was the
strongest, Johnny Depp was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez
was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to
discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am
the strongest man in the world!'
Johnny Depp  followed and boasted it is true, it has
been confirmed that I am the hottest
man alive. Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes
and asked,
"Who the heck is Detta Owens?"

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