Thursday, September 11, 2008

Happy Birthday Seth



It is hard to believe this little boy is already five years old and yet I can hardly remember what life was like without him. He is such a joy and such a headache and so much fun. He can totally exasperate me while simply melting my heart. Did I mention that I just adore him? This is his attempt at a wink. Silly boy.

Tonight Curtis and I called him on the telephone to wish him happy birthday. When his mom handed him the phone, he said "happy birthday!" So funny. When I handed the phone to Curtis, he said it again, "happy birthday, Grandpa!" When I asked him what present his mommy gave him, his answer cracked me up. "A transformer, yummy!"

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Bridal shower stories

My sister Kathy, who is Karen's godmother, my sister in law, Georganna and Allison threw a bridal shower for Karen yesterday. They did a very nice job. The decorations were lovely. The food was yummy and abundant and much laughter and many smiles were shared as female friends and family gathered. It has been many years since I attended a bridal shower and I honestly don't remember playing any games at those I did attend or host all those years ago. Allison cooked up a few games and they made me laugh and they were pretty fun, too. We had a purse scavenger hunt where we looked for things like band aids, rubber bands, something that used to be alive, toys, batteries, magnets and a long list of other things that I certainly did not have. All I had from that list of about 30 items was a magnet (on the back of my work name tag) and batteries (in my camera). We also played wedding gift bingo and crossed off the gifts on our cards as she opened gifts. Another fun thing she did was ask Karen a series of questions abut Joe that she had previously asked him to see how many of them she answered the same. Every time, she got one wrong, she had to put a piece of bubblegum in her mouth. By the end, she need a kleenex to catch the drool from such a giant wad of gum in her mouth.

Here is the big story for me, though. I learned that I need to have one of those Oprah fashion make overs. I bought a new purse, new shoes and a new dress for this occasion. When I walked in, Kathy and George both gushed over my shoes. I was feeling pretty good cause I, of course, like them, too or I wouldn't have bought them. After everyone else had left, Allison picked up my purse and said, "whose purse is this?" I answered, "mine." Her reply was that it didn't look like something I would normally carry. Karen chimed in. "I know. It's really cute, isn't it?" I laughed and said to my sister and my sister in law. "Did you just hear my children diss my fashion sense?" They agreed with my kids! George said she was just thinking about great I looked in that dress and those shoes and how she was liking the new me. Does anyone know Oprah?

I also did something I'm feeling pretty good about. Yesterday morning, I got the idea to make a mini book for Karen's future mother in law using the engagement photos I had taken. I had a set of 8 round drink coasters I bought at Michaels for 50 cents. I covered each of them with some BG Euphoria paper, inked the edges purple, matted the wallet pics I had made and put them on each side of the coasters except for the front one. I used my cropodile to punch a hole in each and then connected them with a binder ring and tied some ribbons to it. I put a thicker title (in love) on the front, slapped a pink heart and a turquoise butterfly punch on it and called it good. It took me about 2 hours to make and I was starting to sweat the time before I had to leave for the shower. I gave it to her and she cried as she looked at it. That reaction was all the thanks I needed. My only regret? I forgot to take a picture of it!

Friday, September 5, 2008

Andy Rooney talks about women over 40

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:



As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are jus t a few reasons why:


A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.


Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.



Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately , it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!


Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Some Basic Grey fun



For the Basic Grey challenge over at CK. I mixed up some Mellow and some Boxer plus some fun Hero ARts and Autumn leaves stamps and then threw in some MM wordfetti

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Project 365

June has been uploaded to my flicker account. It was a month of food pictures. LOL

And here is one with a smile


Sometimes, she will smile for me and it is such a beautiful smile, too. This is one of the layouts I did for MMM.

Allison is coming home this weekend for her sister's bridal shower and she is bringing a boy with her! Hmmm. She said he is blonde haired and blue eyed. She has never gone out with a blonde before. She usually goes for darker hair and eyes. Interesting.....

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Remember that photo of Allison


in which she was glaring at me for taking her picture again? Well here is the layout. This is the first time I have ever sewed on a layout. It wasn't too hard and I like the way it looks. I originally wanted to just have a black line there and as I started to draw it with a pencil, I had the sewing idea pop into my head. I kind of like all the lines in this page.